HELP: The Butterball Turkey Hotline will receive 12,000 calls tomorrow at (800) 288-8372.

Funniest Calls Of All Time

-- The woman who cleaned out her turkey with a scrub brush and asked if that was OK to do.

-- People who thaw a turkey in the bathtub while washing their kids.

-- A man looking for a quick way to cook his turkey who put it in the oven on the cleaning cycle.

-- Is it okay to thaw my turkey in the bathtub while bathing my kids?

-- Can I brine my turkey in the washing machine?

-- Can I use my oven's self-cleaning cycle to speed up the cooking process?

-- If I cut my turkey with a chainsaw will the oil affect the taste?

-- Can I take my frozen turkey into my sauna to thaw it faster?