DAVID LETTERMAN signed off for good last night with a show that was heavy on clips from his last 30-odd years on TV. But one of the highlights was an all-star list of the "Top 10 Things I've Always Wanted to Say to Dave".
It was delivered by, in this order, Alec Baldwin, Barbara Walters, Steve Martin, Jerry Seinfeld, Jim Carrey, Chris Rock,Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Peyton Manning, Tina Fey, and Bill Murray.
Julia had the best line . . . quote, "Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale." Seinfeld's reaction was pretty priceless . . . not that he didn't know it was coming, of course.
A five-year-old saw a homeless guy at a Waffle House in Alabama a few weeks ago, and asked his mom if they could buy him some food. Then he brought him a menu and sang a BLESSING. The homeless guy started crying . . . the kid's mom started crying . . . and so did a bunch of customers.
There's a new REVENGE product on sale. And we probably should've seen this coming.
And now there's one that lets you send someone a jar of FLATULENCE.
They're called 'Jarts.' Get it? The website is called SendAJart.com, and for the reasonable price of $10, they'll send someone a glass jar filled with one of three scents: "Eight-hour trucker," "hungover frat boy," or "competitive eater."
So, no . . . it won't be YOUR flatulence in the jar. Isn't that obvious?
It's not clear how they're getting the scents . . . like if their staff 'produces' them or if they've found some way to manufacture them. But since it seems like a small-time enterprise, we're guessing it's just one dude with a nasty diet.